FAQ
1. Why is Sneazable spelled with an ‘a’ instead of another ‘e’?
A: Instead of eliminating a letter, like in Tumblr or adding punctuation like in Del.ic.ious (or however that’s spelled), we decided to change a letter. Changing a letter is the new missing a letter, is the new intermittent punctuation. Also, now it sort of resembles ‘sneaky’ which is what Sneazable is.
2. How will I know if anyone heard my sneeze?
A: You’ll know in your heart. Alternatively, if you have SoundCloud Pro, you’ll get stats on your plays. Actually, maybe you get stats with the free version, too. We don’t know, sorry. Sorry, we know about sneezes, but not very much about these really sort of detailed questions that you’re asking us. We really can’t help you with that question. Sorry we’re not married to SoundCloud’s marketing department. We regret to inform you that you will have to look elsewhere on that one.
3. What if I want to fart instead of sneeze?
A: That is disgusting and immature
4. What if I want to make another sneaky sound that’s not disgusting and immature?
A: Like what?
5. Maybe inhaling helium and recording, “I’m stuck…I’m stuck…Ahhh stuck in this MacBook… I’m so small and so shrunken. How did this happen to me? Ohhhhh nooooooo,” then putting it through some filters so it sounds really far away
A: Hmm…maybe
Bonus tip:
Download the SoundCloud app so you can be sure to be ready with your finger on the record button when you feel a sneeze coming on.
